thought, "Cool! Eternal bliss!"
But then I took a look around; Pat Robertson? Mike Huckabee? Michele Bachmann?
David Barton?
Suddenly, the realization sank all the way in.
I was supposed to spend eternity wearing white, strumming a harp, and hanging
out with these people?
No, thanks.
So I asked Saint Peter to un-Rapture me, and return me to the land of sinners
and infidels, and he very graciously granted my request. Whew. That was close.
Anybody want to buy a harp, slightly used?
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